Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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