Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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