- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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