- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

The WNBA.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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