How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

i just wrote this so hard

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

irish man drinking john smiths

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Anti Joke

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