- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

5 people are walking

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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