how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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