Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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