- Anti Joke

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

batman has diarrhea

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.