A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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