So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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MySpace.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Shea's sty....

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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