You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

black people

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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