- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

roses are red violets are indigo

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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