What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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