Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Your gay

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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