- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What african eat for christmas Sand.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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