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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Michael Brown

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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