- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Make me famous

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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