What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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