What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

honest politician

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

who is awesome? no one...

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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