- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

i like it in the mouth

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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