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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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