- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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