A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Women's rights

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Latvia isn't a joke

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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