- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Knock knock knock OCD

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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