- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Irish sobriety

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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