- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

why are black people so fast? because there black

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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