- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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