Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A whole 'nother.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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