- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Women's rights.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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