Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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