a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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