- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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