- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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