Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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