What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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One below was by me: Walter H

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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