- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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