- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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