- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

so the weather's nice...

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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