- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How did th-A fridge.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A blonde dies Lololol

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Dude man, I'm high...

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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