Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Denard Robinson

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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