- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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