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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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