What if I told you.....potatoe

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Llamaworm

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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the bible

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What is cowboy say

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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