Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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civil rights

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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