- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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