How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's funny? Women's rights.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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