- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's your guys names?

A dog was barking at a tree

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Latvia isn't a joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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