Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Julian Ha.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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