what did one computer say to the other .........

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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