How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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