- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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