- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A woman wears a dress.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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