- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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