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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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robin, get in the car.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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