A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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An man walks to a bra

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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destiny

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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