- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

A black person dies.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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