- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Granny porn!

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Womens Rights

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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