- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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