- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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