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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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