- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

anus

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Penis.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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