- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Rebecca Black.

why did the man die? he was shot

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