How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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KILL WHITEY

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Albert your flies undone.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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