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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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