- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Albert your flies undone.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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