- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

rocky is here again.......................

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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