What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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White men's rights

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