Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Suck pussy

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

im @ work, LOL.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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