There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Wright flyer

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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