- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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