What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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